Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
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He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
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Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
Never let your siblings swipe right.
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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