i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
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I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
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No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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