He is like the real live version of the state fair..
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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