Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
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while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
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She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
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