Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
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The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
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Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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