But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
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I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
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I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
My breath smells like gin and sadness
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
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