well I can't set my house on fire every night
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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