Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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