Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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