my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
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