he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
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