he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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