OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
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Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
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Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
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