what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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