Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
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you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
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I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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