Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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