Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
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