What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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