i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
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