And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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