they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
third nipple confirmed
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
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