I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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