Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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