As long as you're not dating white guys again.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
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