Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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