On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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