I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
is it fun? or sober?
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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