i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
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I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
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Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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