If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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