I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
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nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
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You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
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