I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
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Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
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I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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