i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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