So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
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Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
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I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
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