Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
He turned down a handjob. A HANDJOB. I know I'm no Jessica Simpson, but...
Actually, she's fat now, so...
Fuck. I AM Jessica Simpson.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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