the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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