can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
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