I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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