Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
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