so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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