So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
Somedays I wish I were a bird. Then people wouldn't be so grossed out when I vomit
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
pop tarts are not kleenex
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
Randomize
