i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
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I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
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Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
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