he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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