Define "chronic" masturbator.
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
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Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
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Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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