I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
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At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
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Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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