I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
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In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
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She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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