Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
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"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
Randomize