i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
you would pick up someone in the library
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
I look excited, but its just a facade.
its liver damage thursday
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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