he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
She bit a glass in half.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
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Accidentally peeing a little on the couch in the middle of a sneeze is way different from railing a random on our waffle counter. I am the better roommate.
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
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i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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