You surviving the open bar?
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It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
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