Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
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