dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
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I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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