So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
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