Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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